rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(via forgave)

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(via majesty)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

(Source: poopflow, via forgave)

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

(Source: sassykardashian, via arcticmonkeysphile)

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via bodiesuponthegears)